Here are some other cues, in no particular order:
1) you are on the guest list
2) you know more than 40% of the people attending the show
3) you have a backstage pass
4) you have drink tickets
5) you brought a book and/or The New York Times Magazine to the club
6) you watch the performance with your arms crossed
7) you know the set list (you may have even helped write it)
8) you have loaned gear--amps, mics, a drum kit, a tambourine, an oboe
9) you are selling merch (How did you get suckered into that one?)
10) you would like more than anything in world to leave before the encore, but you stick it out and wait around backstage to say, “Oh my God, that was great, thanks for putting me on the guest list!”
11) the band asks if they can crash on your floor
12) you make up some story about your cat having a terrible yeast infection (can’t sleep, howls all night, pees all over the kitchen, etc.)
13) you agree, at least, to meet them for “breakfast” (lunch, really) at Kellog’s Diner
14) you go home, tired, relieved, a little bitchy, a little boozy (all those drink tickets!), an armful of promo CDs that you will try (unsuccessfully) to sell to Other Music later that week (shrink wrap still intact).
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